Concerns Grow For Neil Warnock's Mental Health

Psychiatrists were said to be growing "increasingly concerned" with Neil Warnock's mental welfare last night, following the Crystal Palace manager's third interview this week in which he failed to mention his team's disallowed goal against Bristol City at Ashton Gate.

Warnock, 60, who is probably best known for bleating like a four year old whenever his team loses, last managed to shoehorn a reference to the incident into an interview last Saturday, following the Eagles' 4-1 victory over Blackpool. But the tiresome idiot hasn't mentioned it since, causing shrinks to question his state of mind.

A source close to Selhurst Park said, "It's concerning for all of us that Neil hasn't said a word about the disallowed goal for almost a week now. We have psychiatrists monitoring the situation, but of course it's a worry."

The insider went on, "Neil's done two interviews since the weekend, as well as his newspaper column and hasn't mentioned it once. We hope he isn't bottling his feelings up, as denial can be extremely unhealthy, particularly in a man of his age. He's 60, you know."

With Crystal Palace not playing another game until next Saturday due to the international break, doctors overseeing Warnock are hoping for a controversially disallowed goal in the game between Ukraine and England, in the hope it triggers his long term memory back into action.