Newcastle United's manager by default, Chris Hughton, was demanding changes to the Football League rules last night, following his massive club's inability to score against miniscule Bristol City.Speaking after the game, Hughton reflected, "It's beyond a joke, really. I mean, we are an enormous club and little clubs like Bristol should show a bit more respect and let us beat them quite comfortably, to be honest."
He went on, "There were even times in the game when they actually tried to score a goal themselves, and I think it's time the Football League stepped in and made these clubs realise who we are."
However, it wasn't only Bristol City's on field exploits that incensed Hughton, as he also turned his anger towards the Bristol City supporters who had made the long trek up north.
"Newcastle's fans are the best in the world, and possibly the universe, everyone knows that." Hughton continued, "Yet, for long periods Bristol's 3,000 fans had the audacity to outsing 40,000 loyal, proud geordies. Don't get me wrong, we all love a plucky underdog, but these clubs need to realise we are massive, have brilliant fans and should be allowed to win games like this. They need to know their place and let us score, or it simply isn't fair."
Chris Hughton, who has made a career from not rocking the boat and being a yes man to a number of managers until a caretaker position crops up, left his final word for referee Graham Salisbury, who turned down strong Newcastle penalty appeals, following a challenge on Marlon Harewood by Jamie McCombe, "That was an ideal opportunity for the ref to hand all three points to a massive club, yet he decided to believe the evidence of his own eyes, rather than listen to the Newcastle fans. It was an outrage."
Newcastle United's next game is against Nottingham Forest, who have won league titles and European Cups in recent times, but who are still considered to be a tiny club compared with the tediously titled 'Toon Army', who have won nothing since 1955.
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Chris Houghton is a plucky chap and good at following the "massive" line. He said "we did everything we could in the second half" Well Chris, my dear old lovely chirpy person, YOU DIDN'T because your massive players with massive legs and boots DIDN'T SCORE A GOAL.
ReplyDeleteWhile we are talking about massive Newcastle United. I'd lke to know where all the massive amounts of cash Newcastle made out of sometimes 70,000+ crowds in the decades since they won anything have gone? Surely not into the massive pockets of the true Geordie diectors who exploited massive numbers of working class Geordies for decades?