Monday 21 September 2009

Bristol City Won't Comment On Player Arrest Says Local Rag

Bristol City were last night unavailable for comment following the arrest of a local footballer on suspicion of bottling a man and fracturing his skull, the Bristol Evening Post has reported.

Midfielder David Pipe, who plays his football in the city of Bristol, has been questioned following the incident on Park Street, which bore a striking resemblance to the fracas outside Romeo Brown's nightclub three years ago, which saw three Bristol City players imprisoned, the paper goes on.

The tired rag claims that Pipe, formerly of Notts County, has never played alongside Bradley Orr, Steve Brooker or David Partridge - the three players who were jailed after being found guilty of affray and bodily harm, following a fight with a group of nightclub bouncers. And Bristol City were not prepared to comment on the incident last night, claiming, "Pipe doesn't play for us."

Pipe, who has a shaved head just like Steve Brooker, is accused of using a bottle to injure a man outside a bar, and the bottle is thought to be a bit like the one Steve Brooker threw down Baldwin Street whilst playing for Bristol City in 2005.

The Welshman previously played for Coventry City, who Bristol City played just a week ago, and has captained the Wales under 21 team at international level, much like Bristol City players Christian Ribeiro, Lewin Nyatanga and James Wilson. However, it is not known at this stage if they put Pipe up to it.

1 comment:

  1. Dear Sir,

    I would like to point out that this blog shows gross favouritism to Bristol City.

    Also you have left out out vital information that totally distorts the accusations that some one (can't remember who or where or what it was) has made against that nice Mr Pipe who always takes his mum to Bingo on tuesday nights.

    I mean of course the fact that that nasty character Steve Brooker who played for Bristol City and was sent to prison for a long time for throwing wheelie bins has also eaten a plate of baked beans in the same cafe as that nice young man David Pipe.

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