Evening Post Reporter Wets Pants At Headline Possibilities

Evening Post sports journalist, Andy Stockhausen, was said to be in the care of his mother last night, after collapsing and wetting his pants, following the arrival of Evander Sno at Ashton Gate.

Tedious journo Stockhausen, 45, who is probably best known for constantly airing Bristol City's dirty laundry in public at every opportunity, whilst conveniently glossing over the fact that he's a convicted drink-driver, was said to be in a dry and comfortable condition this morning, following the incident on transfer deadline day.

A source close to Stockhausen said, "When Bristol City announced the signing of Evander Sno, Andy just went into some sort of fit. He was quite incoherent, but was mumbling things like 'No Business Like Sno Business', 'Sno Falls For Bristol City', 'Sno Drifts In' and so on, before collapsing on the floor and wetting his pants."

The source went on, "To be honest, it's manna from heaven for a tired old hack like Andy, who is always on the look out for a story that doesn't require him to travel or do any work. I think the pun possibilites Sno provides for someone as predictable as him was always likely to tip him over the edge."

Stockhausen is expected back at work next week providing there are no further accidents, but it's believed his mum will be bringing him to work because the schools have gone back, so the bus he normally takes due to his conviction for drink-driving, will be quite busy.