Carle Looks To Enhance His International Chances With Australia. Again.

Former Bristol City chubster, Nick Carle, has surprised absolutely nobody by declaring his desire to leave Crystal Palace and join former club Newcastle Jets "to enhance his international chances with Australia".

Carle, who left Sydney Olympic to join French club, Troyes, in 2002 to enhance his international chances with Australia, has had a chequered career at several clubs.

After playing just five games for Troyes, Carle requested a move back to Australia to enhance his international chances with Australia, and joined Marconi Stallions, where he stayed for two seasons, before deciding their name was a bit odd if he was to be taken seriously. Carle then joined Newcastle Jets, stating his reason for the move as being "to enhance my international chances with Australia."

At this point, Carle's plan appeared to be working, as he made 11 appearances for the Socceroos. But, dissatisfied that he wasn't made captain or given the best parking space at training, Carle requested a move away from Australia, and ended up joining Turkish side, Gençlerbirliği. A move which Carle felt would enhance his international chances with Australia.

However, Carle soon found that nobody had heard of Gençlerbirliği, much less could pronounce their name. So, after just 14 games for the Turkish outfit, Carle requested a move to England, to enhance his international chances with Australia.

Carle had some success at Ashton Gate and was involved in the Play Off Final against Hull City, but when an unbelieveably stupid offer of £1.2m came in from orange weirdo, Simon Jordan, at Crystal Palace, Carle was quick to jump at the chance to move on again. Speaking at the time, the goofy midfielder said, "London is much closer to London than Bristol, so I really feel this will enhance my international chances with Australia.

Carle's move from Crystal Palace back to Newcastle Jets looks set to go through this week, with Palace unable to spend any fee they get for him due to a transfer embargo placed on the South London club, because their chairman is a tit and doesn't pay his bills.