Robbie Savage Likely To Act "Like A Bit Of A Beller" Source Reveals

Just days before Bristol City's trip to Derby County, a source close to the Pride Park club has revealed that tedious midfield fanny, Robbie Savage, is likely to act like "a bit of a beller" in the Championship clash this weekend.

If the rumour proves to be true, it won't be the first time that the horse-faced idiot, who lives under the misapprehension that he's handsome, has courted controversy. So This Be Brizzle has taken the opportunity to look back at the career of the poor man's Roy Keane...

Savage is an aggravating little tit who wrongly tipped himself for great things whilst playing alongside such players as Paul Scholes, David Beckham, Ryan Giggs and Gary Neville in Man United's youth side. However, Sir Alex Ferguson soon recognised that the Welshman had all the guile and talent of a shoe, so sent him to Crewe Alexandra on a free transfer.

The setback knocked Savage's confidence, and it was three years before his ego fully recovered to the stage where he once again thought he was better than he actually was and moved to Leicester City.

It was at the midlands club that Savage came to wider public attention as a limited player with stupid hair who liked giving it out but who fell to the ground like he'd been shot in the face whenever anyone stood within six feet of him.

Despite his best efforts to get six opposition players sent off every week by diving around and clutching his face, Savage couldn't save Leicester from relegation in 2002, so moved to Birmingham City in order to continue getting paid Premier League wages whilst not really being expected to do much other than act like a twat and annoy people.

However, it soon became apparent to Savage that Birmingham were sliding down the table, so he put in a written transfer request and moved to Blackburn Rovers, claiming that he wanted to be nearer to his parents in Wrexham and that it definitely wasn't because he fancied another big signing-on fee. It was six months before anyone bothered to check and realised that Birmingham is closer to Wrexham than Blackburn is.

After several seasons at Ewood Park, Savage moved on again, this time selecting Derby County from his list of bottom-feeding Premier League clubs who were only likely to last a season or two in the top flight before moving him on again for another signing-on fee. However, despite Savage's best efforts to manufacture a move to somewhere like Hull or Burnley, nobody showed much interest, so he's been forced to pretend he's happy to stay at Pride Park in the meantime and recently signed a new contract.

For reasons that nobody has ever quite worked out, Savage somehow racked up 39 caps for Wales, where he was employed as the side's irritating little ballbag who spent the entire 90 minutes whinging, winding people up and feigning injury, rather than playing football. However, Welsh manager John Toshack later handed this role to Craig Bellamy and Savage retired from international football in a huff.

Unbelievably, Savage has only been sent off once at club level, with referees citing the reason as being "because we don't trust the little ponce in the dressing room on his own".