Warnock Fuming On Eve Of Game

As Bristol City prepare to entertain Crystal Palace at Ashton Gate tomorrow, Eagles manager and well-known tit, Neil Warnock, is said to be absolutely furious about something or other.

A source close to the Selhurst Park club said, "Neil is incensed and will be making a formal complaint about something very shortly. He wants to speak to someone from some sort of official authority as a matter of urgency."

The insider went on, "Neil is in a real rage and is hoping someone will be sacked for causing him to be so up in arms about stuff."

Warnock, who's a complete nob at the best of times, is known for blaming everyone but himself whenever his team gets beaten, and it seems unclear as to whether his latest complaint will be upheld.

However, our source added, "Neil won't let this lie. He's really in a rage about something that definitely isn't down to his own incompetence and will be slagging someone off as soon as he can find a bored journalist willing to stick a microphone in his face."

If Warnock's complaint isn't upheld, the idiot seems intent on complaining about his complaint not being listened to by quoting some other complaint in a veiled attempt to make it look like he isn't complaining.